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Set your cocks forward - it's Daylight Saving Time!!
Last night the brutal Ukraine warfare stirred the aether and there has been an unfortunate change to our controlled society.
Somewhere around 2am this morning, the violence in the Russian side of the planet became so salient that Shub-niggurath, Yog-sothoth, Cthulhu, and my sister all awoke briefly -- the zeitgeist was immediately filled with terror and primal instincts.
All earth humans had to move their clocks 1 hour forward to compensate for the devastating waves of Eldritch energy surging through time and space.
On top of that, I have a big cash settlement and I need cash now!
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