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Ok, that first one is hitting below the belt. I'll admit I might have cried a little.
BUT
that's pretty much it. The rest of you docile servant dogs couldn't muster the mental impetus required to properly form a coherent insult, let alone one with any humour value.
It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into that sentence.
Seriously though Meta is an invaluable part of the site. He's got a face for radio and a voice for closed captions. Internet staff writer is the ideal job for him.
I tried reaching out to some of his closest friends for more insight into the man...Snapples mom had this to say "The stench of his unwiped ass and fish carcass smelling balls made the entire room smell like a shithouse door on a Norwegian crab boat. Now Deadliest Catch commercials make me cry"
Compelling stuff. Meta truly leaves a everlasting impression on everyone he meets.
Anyways congrats on the roast my friend. **** eight generations of your ancestors and to all a good night!