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03/08/11 9:21 pm | #3106
Quote by Taco:
Quote by AJ:
If you have a helicopter you can...
or if you have beastly jumping powers and/or can fly...
Touche'.
Re: Random Thoughts
03/08/11 9:21 pm | #3107
What if the bridge is made of stone, or metal?
Re: Re: Random Thoughts
03/08/11 9:22 pm | #3108
Quote by Minioger:
What if the bridge is made of stone, or metal?
FUCK THOSE INDESTRUCTIBLE BRIDGES!
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03/08/11 9:22 pm | #3109
Quote by AJ:
Quote by Taco:
or if you have beastly jumping powers and/or can fly...
Touche'.
You could always swim across, if there's water
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03/08/11 10:03 pm | #3110
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
You can ask things such as: How is my used equipment? Does she still make that little shriek sound when you put it in her butt? Does she still shoot ping pongs balls out of her vag? How does my dick taste? Something along those lines, but like Mo said, make him go nuts. Let us know how it turns out.
Yeah... do all of that... ummm- unless you still want a friendship with her. Because a fuck buddy who calls boyfriends and talks about it is doing it wrong and won't be a fuck buddy again. Or a friend, if she really likes this guy (and yeah, she may break up with him in a few months or w/e, and he's probably not THE ONE, but right now she probably doesn't know that yet... but she probably knows YOU'RE not either). Just saying. This is all hypothetical, because
I can't separate emotions from sex, so I've never had a "sexy time friend."
No woman can.
Re: Random Thoughts
03/08/11 10:57 pm | #3111
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
03/08/11 11:10 pm | #3113
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Just saying. This is all hypothetical, because I can't separate emotions from sex, so I've never had a "sexy time friend."
Most women can't. I am just amazed that you actually admitted to it.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Random Thoughts
03/08/11 11:13 pm | #3114
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Yeah... do all of that... ummm- unless you still want a friendship with her. Because a fuck buddy who calls boyfriends and talks about it is doing it wrong and won't be a fuck buddy again. Or a friend, if she really likes this guy (and yeah, she may break up with him in a few months or w/e, and he's probably not THE ONE, but right now she probably doesn't know that yet... but she probably knows YOU'RE not either). Just saying. This is all hypothetical, because I can't separate emotions from sex, so I've never had a "sexy time friend."
No woman can.
Not true!
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03/08/11 11:15 pm | #3115
Quote by Mo the Surfer:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Just saying. This is all hypothetical, because I can't separate emotions from sex, so I've never had a "sexy time friend."
Most women can't. I am just amazed that you actually admitted to it.
Some guys can't.
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Re: Random Thoughts
03/08/11 11:20 pm | #3117
I honestly cant either. I go into thinking that I can but it always ends up that way. Now I have before and its good but nothing comparded to when there are feelings.
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03/08/11 11:48 pm | #3118
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
No woman can.
Actually, it sounds like Circus' friend can...
Also I have a lot of friends who have dated and slept around a lot... clearly they can, as well.
Women like that don't exist. They get clingy and lovey dovey.
Re: Random Thoughts
03/09/11 12:17 am | #3119
that's not true? not every girl you hook up with the next morning wants to always be with you. one night stand cut the ties and be out
Re: Random Thoughts
03/09/11 12:34 am | #3120
Lol yea I'm not gonna say a word to him because a) I don't really care what she does with her life anymore and b) if I start shit with it that will just mean no more free side sex for me anymore so I'm just gonna leave it be and laugh at him on my own time
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