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Re: A fun game...

01/14/10 8:55 pm | #16

how about burn down the tree which would force the cat to jump off of it, but then end up burning down the whole neighborhood. and then when the fires go out everyone would see the cat is fine and id be the hero of cats everywhere. and awards shall be given.

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Re: A fun game...

01/14/10 10:13 pm | #18

id put on my Jr. Fire Fighter outfit and climb up that tree to save the cat!! id be a hero!

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then id throw it at the ground below because throwing cats is fun

Re: Re: A fun game...

01/14/10 10:58 pm | #19

Quote by Bubbles:

I would serenade it with my rendition of the Pokemon theme song until the four fairies that were previously having tea with Redd Pepper, came to carry it from the tree into the safety of my arms, then i would give AJ his cat back and ride away on my donkey.

DUUUDE! I WAS TOTALLY GONNA USE FAIRIES!! DAM YOU!!!

umm...id send rick astley on a unicycle and richard simmons up to the tree to talk to and sing to the cat. the cat would eventually decide thats not worth the time, and move to the other side of the tree. i would then steal darth rankines rick astley makeshift hairplugs and make them look like a sexy cat prostitute. the cat in the tree would be instantly turned on and come down ready to make a cat babby, only to realize both cats are girls and thatd be lezbo cat sex...so instead they skip happily down the street singing the catz song "catz, im a kitty cat! and i dance dance dance, and i dance dance dance! catz, im a kitty cat! and i dance dance dance, and i dance dance dance!"

Re: Re: A fun game...

01/14/10 11:38 pm | #20

Quote by BoyzRFlatt:

id put on my Jr. Fire Fighter outfit and climb up that tree to save the cat!! id be a hero!

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then id throw it at the ground below because throwing cats is fun

oh i did not see that coming

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but if you throw the cat the im gunna be forced to play cat sack

Re: A fun game...

01/15/10 7:29 am | #21

I would throw poop at it until it fell out of the tree dead due to sheer disgust.....

I would then nuzzle it with those Rick Ashely Hair plugs brining it back to life. I would then roundhouse kick it, killing it instantly just to let all you folks know that the good Darth giveth and the good Darth taketh away......... (Thanks Chuck)

Re: A fun game...

01/16/10 4:46 pm | #22

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1st: Taco

umm...id send rick astley on a unicycle and richard simmons up to the tree to talk to and sing to the cat. the cat would eventually decide thats not worth the time, and move to the other side of the tree. i would then steal darth rankines rick astley makeshift hairplugs and make them look like a sexy cat prostitute. the cat in the tree would be instantly turned on and come down ready to make a cat babby, only to realize both cats are girls and thatd be lezbo cat sex...so instead they skip happily down the street singing the catz song "catz, im a kitty cat! and i dance dance dance, and i dance dance dance! catz, im a kitty cat! and i dance dance dance, and i dance dance dance!"

2nd: Bubbles

I would serenade it with my rendition of the Pokemon theme song until the four fairies that were previously having tea with Redd Pepper, came to carry it from the tree into the safety of my arms, then i would give AJ his cat back and ride away on my donkey.

3rd: Darth Rankine

I would throw poop at it until it fell out of the tree dead due to sheer disgust.....

I would then nuzzle it with those Rick Ashely Hair plugs brining it back to life. I would then roundhouse kick it, killing it instantly just to let all you folks know that the good Darth giveth and the good Darth taketh away......... (Thanks Chuck)

To be honest, I would say:

"Give me a rock so I can hit it. Oh and I'm not trying to save it, I just like throwing rocks at cats."

Taco, the sexy cat prostitute thing made me laugh. You get a point.

BoyzRFlatt 1 pt
Darth Rankine 1 pt
Taco 1 pt

Lets do another question.

What would you do to win if you were fighting on Team Death Match on MW 2...

But you had no guns AT ALL... and all you had were the following:

A cardboard box (Bigger than you)
A ball of twine
A hammer
Some super glue
A bottle of pee
A barrel of rocket fuel
Some Crayola crayons
An infinite bag of Hershey's kisses
Safety scissors
A noise maker

+plus one object of your choice (no guns, tanks, Gundams, etc.)

The more creative your response, the funnier. You don't need to use all the objects listed.

Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 8:27 am | #23

Yo Taco...... The good Darth did not giveth you those hair plugs!!! LOL.

Re: Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 11:27 am | #24

Quote by Darth Rankine:

Yo Taco...... The good Darth did not giveth you those hair plugs!!! LOL.

im taco, im black, i stole them. kthxbai.

Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 11:40 am | #25

Assume that it is at rust.

I would set up my cardboard box and hide in it at the top of the rusty tower. I would cut a hole in it big enough for my arm and an eyehole on the same side. I would then proceed to creatively decorate the box with some crayola crayons (...my mom says im creative...), attach the hammer to the twine, and go fishing for eye sockets and nutsacks from up there, in the safety of my imagination box.

Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 5:51 pm | #26

Give MaGyver a cardboard box, a ball of twine, a hammer, some super glue, a bottle of pee, a barrel of rocket fuel, some crayons, a bag of hershey's kisses, some safety scissors, and a noise maker and he will create some off the wall contraption that will allow him to survive a MW2 team deathmatch.
Give me all that stuff and I will come in first place (on both teams), earn every single accolade, challenge, title, and emblem, and get the game winning kill all while holding a cardboard box, a ball of twine, a hammer, some super glue, a bottle of pee, a barrel of rocket fuel, some crayons, a bag of hershey's kisses, some safety scissors, and a noise maker

Re: Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 6:02 pm | #27

Quote by Darth Rankine:

Give MaGyver a cardboard box, a ball of twine, a hammer, some super glue, a bottle of pee, a barrel of rocket fuel, some crayons, a bag of hershey's kisses, some safety scissors, and a noise maker and he will create some off the wall contraption that will allow him to survive a MW2 team deathmatch.
Give me all that stuff and I will come in first place (on both teams), earn every single accolade, challenge, title, and emblem, and get the game winning kill all while holding a cardboard box, a ball of twine, a hammer, some super glue, a bottle of pee, a barrel of rocket fuel, some crayons, a bag of hershey's kisses, some safety scissors, and a noise maker

you cant get every accolade. some require getting a kill or no kills, some require havin 10 kills no deaths. its impossible to get em all in one match

im not feeling creative...so...ill try and make one later or tomorrow...

Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 6:07 pm | #28

Ok lets give this a go...

Get onto a high point in the map, then using the hammer I could make a hole then leave the hammer in it to serve as an anchor- then glue it in place.. Then tie the twine , using the scissors to make the necessary cuts to tie it to the infinite bag of Hershey's kisses to it upside down. Then open the bag and let it start to flood the map. proceed to empty the bottle of pee for future use because now ill be in my cardboard box, with my crayons (for entertainment) and noise maker (in case i need to be rescued from the sea of kisses). For my item of choice I think i would have to take some scuba gear. Now i can get some mas kill streaks because after everyone dies, they will be re-spawning in areas burred in kisses. Drowning in love?

Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 11:14 pm | #29

oh this is easy for my object of choice i would choose megan fox so that everyone in game would be distracted because theyd be staring in awe, and while there distracted ill cover the map in the rocket fuel. then use the hammer and saftey scissors together to make a spark setting the cardboard box on fire which would ignite the rocket fuel killing everyone one on the map except myself because i would dump the pee on the fire if it got to close. and to celebrate i would start eating the hershey kisses and twirl the noise maker.

Re: A fun game...

01/17/10 11:55 pm | #30

Shit, you guys are good.

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