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A fun game...

01/11/10 9:36 pm | #1

This is a game that's really fun, and can get addictive.

I think I'll call the game "What would you do?" So here's how it goes. I ask you a question and you have to answer it with a funny response. Whoever's response is funnier, I put them on a leader board. Make sense?

I'll post a new question about every two days, or after 15-30 responses, whichever comes first.

Just try your best, and only post two answers at a time. If you post more than two answers, I won't pick any of yours.

So here's the first question...

"What would you do if you were stuck in your closet, locked from the outside, with Richard Simmons?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZuV0xce3A
Click here, if you don't know who he is.

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01/11/10 9:40 pm | #2

this has potential... il give it a go

i'd eat him cuz hes delicious. then use his bones to break the door cuz i say its made of wood...

12/31/69 7:00 pm | #3

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01/11/10 10:54 pm | #4

i would eat the door. wood has lots of carbs, so therefore its healthy (idc if it actually does or not im freakin givin it carbs D:< gosh!) and then id walk outside and richard simmons would sit there dumbfounded but then walk outside it and get some food...

this is all going on while the house said closet is in is burning down. yaaaay fire

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01/12/10 10:01 am | #6

I would tie Richard Simmons up with all the clothes hanging in said closet. Then I would use his helmet head as battering ram to bust down the door and find myself in Russell Simmons bedroom. Realizing I am in more trouble then I was I would dive out his window into Gene Simmons back yard. He would take pity on my plight and give me an autograph, a PB&J sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and $5.95 for a cab ride.

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01/12/10 6:31 pm | #7

Quote by Melissa Evol:

Really? Has he actually come out of the closet yet???

You know, I don't think it really matters.

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01/13/10 3:18 pm | #8

1st: BoyzRFlatt

i'd eat him cuz hes delicious. then use his bones to break the door cuz i say its made of wood...

2nd: BillyMaysTron

I'd take the bruised, mutant children from my beard, and tell them to construct a toilet, then I'd go down the toilet and end up in the ocean, and swim to Africa. oh, and Richard would be riding on my back the whole time.

3rd: Darth Rankine

I would tie Richard Simmons up with all the clothes hanging in said closet. Then I would use his helmet head as battering ram to bust down the door and find myself in Russell Simmons bedroom. Realizing I am in more trouble then I was I would dive out his window into Gene Simmons back yard. He would take pity on my plight and give me an autograph, a PB&J sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and $5.95 for a cab ride.

BoyzRFlatt, yours was the funniest. All of them honestly were extremely funny, yet some were kind of looooooooooong.... Since your the first place winner, you get a place on my leaderboard, along with one point.

BoyzRFlatt = 1 pt

OK, lets get on with the next question:

"What would you do, if your butt was glued to a tandem bicycle, and you were riding with Rick Astley singing "Never gonna give you up?"

And for those who don't know him, I suggest you look him up.

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01/13/10 5:01 pm | #9

As i unlock my itouch to change the song, i notice i have fucking RICK ASTLEY VIRUS! so i stop the bike, take off my pants (since they're glues to the seat) and beet the crap out of him with it ) since he isnt glued to it)

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01/13/10 5:10 pm | #10

I would go along with it until I died of exhaustion, that would be fuckin' awesome! I would also pull along side joggers and mobile Rick Roll them!

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01/13/10 7:04 pm | #11

on a bike w/ rick astley singing, butt glued to the seat? ok then...hmmm...

well first id just ride around, as the song really doesnt bother me xD then if i ever got tired of the singing, id take my pants off (you never said my entire lower body was glued to it) then proceed to make rick astley ghost ride on the bike down the street as i laugh at the 13 jewish kids just staring in awe

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01/14/10 12:55 pm | #12

I would pull out all my hair to assemble make-shift earplugs. I would then pull out all of Rick Ashely's hair to assemble myself some make-shift hairplugs. Late 80's hair was fabulous.

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01/14/10 2:07 pm | #13

If I was stuck with Rick Astley, I'd realize that my entire life was near pointless up to this very moment, and so I'd be remembered for taking him with me off the edge of a cliff.

That's what I'd say... but I wouldn't pick my own answer.

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01/14/10 8:18 pm | #14

Unattributed Quote:

1st place: Darth rankine

I would pull out all my hair to assemble make-shift earplugs. I would then pull out all of Rick Ashely's hair to assemble myself some make-shift hairplugs. Late 80's hair was fabulous.

2nd place: THA MAD HATT3R

well first id just ride around, as the song really doesnt bother me xD then if i ever got tired of the singing, id take my pants off (you never said my entire lower body was glued to it) then proceed to make rick astley ghost ride on the bike down the street as i laugh at the 13 jewish kids just staring in awe

3rd: AJ

would go along with it until I died of exhaustion, that would be fuckin' awesome! I would also pull along side joggers and mobile Rick Roll them!

Wow, Darth Rankine, you deserve a point for that one. You get a place on the leader board! The two of you are tied.

BoyzRFlatt 1 pt
Darth Rankine 1 pt

What would you do if AJ's cat was stuck in a tree?

(Provided that he has a cat of course)

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01/14/10 8:41 pm | #15

I'd shoot it out with a bazooka because I hate cats. Then after I would pick up the tiny little cat pieces and put them in a blender and make a smoothie and feed it to my dog. Then he would shit it out and I would blend that up and feed it to some squirrels. Then it'd be over.

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