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Weird
01/28/09 12:46 am | #1
so uh there is a community game out there called RUMBLE MASSAGE that turns your xbox 360 controller into a massager
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258550179/
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258550179/
Re: Weird
01/28/09 12:55 am | #2
There is also an application for the iPhone that turns your phone into a massager.....it also states next to the application to "Be Good"....I wonder what the folks at apple thought people would be doing with there iPhone, lol
Re: Weird
01/28/09 12:56 am | #3
lol its a great idea but can be used for so much wrong lol
Re: Weird
01/28/09 1:06 am | #4
hmmm....i wonder what it could be....my virgin ears or mind can't fathom the possibilities
Re: Weird
01/28/09 1:15 am | #5
Anyone ever play the original version of Rez on PS2? Instead of using 4 controllers like you can in the XBLA version, it came with a "Trance Vibrator" peripheral.
Even better, Mizuguchi and dev team had it marketed for exactly the purpose you're thinking of.
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
Don't... ask me why I know all this or have that URL saved. I just like Rez a lot.
If you have the XBLA version Rez HD, I thoroughly recommend hooking up 3 extra controllers. Put one in the small of your back (don't lean back too hard and hit the Guide button), one under your feet, and one behind your head/neck. It's freakin' awesome. Each controller responds/vibrates to a different part of the action, and it's different on every level.
Even better, Mizuguchi and dev team had it marketed for exactly the purpose you're thinking of.
http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html
Don't... ask me why I know all this or have that URL saved. I just like Rez a lot.
If you have the XBLA version Rez HD, I thoroughly recommend hooking up 3 extra controllers. Put one in the small of your back (don't lean back too hard and hit the Guide button), one under your feet, and one behind your head/neck. It's freakin' awesome. Each controller responds/vibrates to a different part of the action, and it's different on every level.
Re: Weird
01/28/09 1:25 am | #6
um....okie doke then
Re: Weird
01/28/09 1:38 am | #8
I had no intentions of clicking the link but Raine's post of crotch pictures made me click.
Re: Re: Weird
01/28/09 1:46 am | #9
Quote by PSORaine:
Falls under attention waffle gamer girl, btw.
Hahaha Raine you are such white bread.
She is a regular writer for that gaming website as well as a contributor to many others, regularly attends and reports on conventions, and sets up gaming tournaments.
As both a gamer and a human who has absolutely no problem with the human form, male or female, I can honestly say she can have some of my attention. I appreciate informative, perceptive writing almost as much as I do female crotches and Rez.
You?
Quote by nexxai:
Now what am I suggesting? You not write the article? No. It's a good article. It's just that the whole "OMG I'M A GRRL LOOK AT ME PLAY GAMES" theme behind this site makes it seem as if you're trying to rub it in guys' faces.
Posted by: nexxai on November 6, 2002 12:22 PM
Posted by: nexxai on November 6, 2002 12:22 PM
Oh, I see what I did wrong. Apparently I didn't make the font larger where it says the website is called GAMEGIRLADVANCE. I also didn't add a descriptor detailing how it is a site by girls that game, for anyone that games (male or female), and that yes indeed part of the site's point is OMG I'M A GRRL LOOK AT ME PLAY GAMES.
I'll use a bigger font next time I post something that threatens the Women's Movement.
"What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin' /
They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em"
Re: Re: Weird
01/28/09 3:09 am | #12
Quote by Lord Aldemar:
Lawl. I just made another thread about this. XD
It's a good game.
My back was very sore.
It's a good game.
My back was very sore.
lol I just noticed that lol its a good game it took the tension out of my neck from playing dead space with one gun lol didnt buy the full version tho and im kinda wondering what the highest setting is like.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Weird
01/28/09 12:39 pm | #13
Quote by PSORaine:
Quote by ReverendMeta:
Hahaha Raine you are such white bread.
She is a regular writer for that gaming website as well as a contributor to many others, regularly attends and reports on conventions, and sets up gaming tournaments.
As both a gamer and a human who has absolutely no problem with the human form, male or female, I can honestly say she can have some of my attention. I appreciate informative, perceptive writing almost as much as I do female crotches and Rez.
You?
Oh, I see what I did wrong. Apparently I didn't make the font larger where it says the website is called GAMEGIRLADVANCE. I also didn't add a descriptor detailing how it is a site by girls that game, for anyone that games (male or female), and that yes indeed part of the site's point is OMG I'M A GRRL LOOK AT ME PLAY GAMES.
I'll use a bigger font next time I post something that threatens the Women's Movement.
"What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin' /
They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em"
Well I DIDN'T write that, Rev, I just said it's something I would have written had I seen it back in 02.
I have no problem with the human form- as in I have sex naked, thanks. I'm not some massively uptight person who is afraid of sexuality, but girls who exploit their vaginas for NO REASON like that are useless to me, just big ol' wastes of skin. It's classless.
I realize that's a "gamer girl" site. That makes the site as equally useless to me as the contributors. I'm not retarded, I have no need for "special" sites geared towards my demographic. KTHXBAI.
I would call for a pic violation but I think evol might kill me...