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Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/28/08 8:28 pm | #182
if he's elected, will he legalize free dead space sluts ?
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/28/08 8:36 pm | #183
evol?
if im his vp i r make sure he makes a gamers life the best life ever. EVERY game store will have a buy 2 get 1 free sale for ALL games (not just used/old ones) and every new game has a basic starting price of 25-40$ (depends on how awesome the game is, is the price variant) every gamer will receive coupons for free waffle games w/ the purchase of any other game, and every tuesday is lets-be-fat day, where every restaurand place w/ fatty food will sell everything for 25% of the regular price! 25 cent fries at micky ds anyone? 25 cent double cheeseburger? hooray fot fatty food, the food of the gamers!
please note if im not vp then these will be just a few of the issues i will bring up as prez.
i am teh paypahboi/taquito, the fat kid, and i approve this message
TRADEMARKED AND PATENTED!
if im his vp i r make sure he makes a gamers life the best life ever. EVERY game store will have a buy 2 get 1 free sale for ALL games (not just used/old ones) and every new game has a basic starting price of 25-40$ (depends on how awesome the game is, is the price variant) every gamer will receive coupons for free waffle games w/ the purchase of any other game, and every tuesday is lets-be-fat day, where every restaurand place w/ fatty food will sell everything for 25% of the regular price! 25 cent fries at micky ds anyone? 25 cent double cheeseburger? hooray fot fatty food, the food of the gamers!
please note if im not vp then these will be just a few of the issues i will bring up as prez.
i am teh paypahboi/taquito, the fat kid, and i approve this message
TRADEMARKED AND PATENTED!
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/29/08 1:39 am | #184
okay taco...i was gonna start typing something here but i forgot cuz i just started to watch your dynamic entry and got sidetracked....its really fun looking
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/29/08 5:42 am | #185
Quote by OddLt McClane45:
okay taco...i was gonna start typing something here but i forgot cuz i just started to watch your dynamic entry and got sidetracked....its really fun looking
and that is beleiving. and if you can beleive, you cna achieve!
G I JOOOOEEE!!!!!
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/29/08 7:38 am | #186
I am back...
You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldnt tell if he was running for president or bartender.
You see Barack Obama at that rally surrounded by all those Kennedys? Man, I couldnt tell if he was running for president or bartender.
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/29/08 7:39 am | #187
Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot.
Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"
Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/29/08 7:46 am | #188
Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.
Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.
Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.
Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.
Q. Why will Senator Hillary Clinton vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he stole the primary election fair and square.
Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will David Letterman vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because he's running out of Jay Leno's George Bush jokes.
Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because she's running out of other crazy things to do.
Q. Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A. Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.
Q. Why will sharks vote for Barack Obama?
A. Professional courtesy.
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
10/29/08 7:46 am | #189
Barack Obama said today that politics has become too gummed up by money and influence ... and then he had to leave to attend a fundraiser. Jay Leno
Do you know what Barack Obama's middle name is? Hussein. Could've been worse. Could've been Kerry. Jay Leno
I refer to him as B. Hussein Obama. He's half white and half black, half Christian and half Muslim and half atheist. Something there for every Democrat. Ann Coulter
The Reverend Jesse Jackson told CNN that he's planning to endorse Barack Obama for president. Experts say this is a risky move for Jackson, because hardly anything rhymes with 'Barack Obama.' Conan O'Brien
Senator Hillary Clinton and Senator Barack Obama have been sniping at each other back and forth. It's getting ugly. The good news for Obama is, all this bickering with Hillary is making him look presidential. Conan O'Brien
Do you know what Barack Obama's middle name is? Hussein. Could've been worse. Could've been Kerry. Jay Leno
I refer to him as B. Hussein Obama. He's half white and half black, half Christian and half Muslim and half atheist. Something there for every Democrat. Ann Coulter
The Reverend Jesse Jackson told CNN that he's planning to endorse Barack Obama for president. Experts say this is a risky move for Jackson, because hardly anything rhymes with 'Barack Obama.' Conan O'Brien
Senator Hillary Clinton and Senator Barack Obama have been sniping at each other back and forth. It's getting ugly. The good news for Obama is, all this bickering with Hillary is making him look presidential. Conan O'Brien
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
05/07/09 5:58 pm | #190
Old enough to vote but won't vote for seperate heads on the same 7 headed dragon
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
05/07/09 6:30 pm | #192
Ya whats up with that? lol well anyways im not old enough to vote =( 3 long years away.
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
05/07/09 7:32 pm | #193
Im not
Re: Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
05/07/09 8:03 pm | #194
Quote by Shockwave:
whats up with bringing the old dead threads up again ?
It's the cool thing to do. Forget drugs, sex, and alcohol...bringing up threads is what all the cool kids are doing now
And yes I am old enough to vote.
Re: Okay...how many of you are actually old enough to vote?
05/07/09 8:07 pm | #195
haha dam right ;p