For the past couple of days my wife has been very sick and in a lot of pain. I took her to the Emergency Room Sunday night and had her checked out and the doctor thought it was her galbladder, the doctor that night asked us to come back Tuesday morning for an ultrasound, we said cool.....and left to go back home.
The next morning I woke up in a lot of pain, but toughed it out the best I could, and then this morning, Tuesday morning, we got up and went to the hospital for her ultrasound. During the ultrasound they found that her galbladder was fine but her kidneys were infected.........Me on the other hand, Im sitting on a chair in the room doubled over in pain and said "fork this Im getting checked out too"
Long story short, but it's a pretty funny long story, lol. They ended up thinking it was my galbladder, they gave me a shot of morphine, and took ME to ultrasound where they found out that my galbladder was fine too (thank god)
About an hour late the doctor came in and told me that what I had was a couple stomach ulcers, and I'm constipated and just in need of a good healthy boo-boo.
So, as we all know, and has always known....I'm just full of shit
I thought you guys would get a kick out of that...So now today, I got woke up at 1:45 from the pain the ulcers are causing, popped my newfound pill buddies and I am going to take it easy for the rest of the day, playing games.
That 'tis all....I hope you got a kick out of this.