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Look at Zu daddy taking the easy way out...you cant do that SLACKER!!!!...LoL

- Chuck Norris Can Lead A Horse To Water AND Make It Drink
- Chuck Norris Doesn't Wear A Watch, HE Decides What Time It is
- Chuck Norris Doesn't Get Frost Bite, He Bites Frost
- Chuck Norris Once Ate A Whole Cake Before His Friends Could Tell Him There Was A Stripper In It!
- Chuck Norris' House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through
- Chuck Norris Created His Own Type Of Karate, It's Called "Chuck-Will-Kill"
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he uses a Shotgun and a Bucket.

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Chuck Norris doesn't teabag noobs on Halo, he potato sacks them.

Chuck Norris has a higher Gamerscore than Jesus.

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Quote by theevol1:


Do you know how old Chuck Norris is? Nobody does.

The only way to find out is to cut him in half and count the rings, but the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris in half, is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake for a condom.



He doesnt wear a live rattle snake, Its impossible to be protected from Chuck Norris
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/Bump because if I don't Chuck Norris will hunt me in my sleep.
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/Bump because if I don't Chuck Norris will hunt me in my sleep.



he'll hunt you when youre dead and in the half-life too :yes:
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Tk thought he could out drink chuck norris and live.....He was wrong!!!!!
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hahaha these are all hiarious
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Underneath Chuck Norris' Beard is a third fist
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God created the world in 6 days and rested the seventh day... Chuck Norris destroyed what God did,rested 7 days,and created the world in the last minute
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when god said "let there be light" chuck norris said "say please"
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