- Chuck Norris Can Lead A Horse To Water AND Make It Drink
- Chuck Norris Doesn't Wear A Watch, HE Decides What Time It is
- Chuck Norris Doesn't Get Frost Bite, He Bites Frost
- Chuck Norris Once Ate A Whole Cake Before His Friends Could Tell Him There Was A Stripper In It!
- Chuck Norris' House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through
- Chuck Norris Created His Own Type Of Karate, It's Called "Chuck-Will-Kill"