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Re: Chuck Norris!
07/10/08 3:56 am | #2
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The original name of the bible was "Chuck Norris and friends"
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
Chuck Norris was granted statehood in 1956.
A Chuck norris roundhouse kick can be seen from outer space with the naked eye.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they're just the islands.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pisses.
Chuck Norris was granted statehood in 1956.
A Chuck norris roundhouse kick can be seen from outer space with the naked eye.
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they're just the islands.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys.
Re: Chuck Norris!
07/10/08 5:38 am | #4
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Chuck Norris invented the C-Section when he roundhouse kicked his way out of his mothers womb
Re: Chuck Norris!
07/10/08 9:08 am | #5
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At all times Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Re: Chuck Norris!
07/10/08 9:58 am | #6
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The Sun and Moon don't rise or set, They just do what Chuck Norris tells them to do!
Re: Chuck Norris!
07/10/08 10:06 am | #7
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Quote by Nemesis Mask:
At all times Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
so do i
oh dangit i came in here with one now ive forgotten it..
gimme a minute >_<
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07/10/08 10:13 am | #8
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Don't threadjack the forking Chuck Norris thread Blak....Or Chuck Norris will come kill you with the 1,242 objects in your living room.
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Thank you for making this thread Raine
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you
-There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
-Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Thank you for making this thread Raine
Re: Chuck Norris!
07/10/08 11:20 am | #9
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris drinks all night, he doesn't throw up, Chuck throws down.
God said, "let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "say please."
When Chuck Norris drinks all night, he doesn't throw up, Chuck throws down.
God said, "let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "say please."
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07/10/08 11:47 am | #11
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Because he is just Chuck Norris...He JUST IS!!!!
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07/10/08 1:05 pm | #13
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ive never understood that either
wth is so great about chuck norris and his roundhouse kicks..
ill make another ost w/ a norris thing, i just gotta google for one lol
wth is so great about chuck norris and his roundhouse kicks..
ill make another ost w/ a norris thing, i just gotta google for one lol
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07/10/08 1:14 pm | #14
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Do you know how old Chuck Norris is? Nobody does.
The only way to find out is to cut him in half and count the rings, but the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris in half, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake for a condom.
The only way to find out is to cut him in half and count the rings, but the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris in half, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake for a condom.
Re: Chuck Norris!
07/10/08 1:27 pm | #15
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
