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Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/23/08 10:42 pm | #106
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Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/29/08 10:59 pm | #107
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Daryl Chase: Man if you keep campaigning for an @$$ whuppin', you gonna get elected.
Freddie Tiffany: If you wanna live, get in the car. If you wanna die, get in the car.
Daryl Chase: How you supposed to run a successful business, you ain't got no Schlitz Malt Liquor! You ain't representin'! You ain't keepin' it real!
Freddie Tiffany: Man, you really are from the projects. You didn't hit a damn thing.
Freddie Tiffany: I'll roll you like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch @$$!
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Freddie Tiffany: Man, you really are from the projects. You didn't hit a damn thing.
Freddie Tiffany: I'll roll you like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch @$$!
Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/30/08 12:52 am | #108
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COD4:
Captain Price: "We're going deep, and we're going hard."
Gaz(?): "Surely you can't be serious"
Cpt. Price: "I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."
I love that quote. Idk why, it's just humorous to me.
Captain Price: "We're going deep, and we're going hard."
Gaz(?): "Surely you can't be serious"
Cpt. Price: "I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."
I love that quote. Idk why, it's just humorous to me.
Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/30/08 3:27 pm | #109
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COD4:
Captain Price: "We're going deep, and we're going hard."
Gaz(?): "Surely you can't be serious"
Cpt. Price: "I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."
I love that quote. Idk why, it's just humorous to me.
Captain Price: "We're going deep, and we're going hard."
Gaz(?): "Surely you can't be serious"
Cpt. Price: "I'm dead serious, and don't call me Shirley."
I love that quote. Idk why, it's just humorous to me.
they got the dont call me shirley from airplane, which was a funny movie.
Captain Price: Gaz, can't you make it open faster?
Gaz: Negative, sir. But you can try pulling if it'll make you feel better.
Captain Price: Cheeky bastard...
Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/30/08 3:37 pm | #110
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"I can smell your labia from here!"
Some guy for GTAIV. Cracks me up everytime I hear it
Some guy for GTAIV. Cracks me up everytime I hear it
Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/30/08 3:46 pm | #111
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Would you kindly? ---from Bioshock
That quote made that game so deep.
That quote made that game so deep.
Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/30/08 5:35 pm | #112
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Didnt we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said Goodbye and you were like NO WAY! and then I was all We pretended we were going to murder you? That was great."
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Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
05/30/08 6:56 pm | #113
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BAULDERS GATE
"It may be a touch unlady-like, but I'm gonna crush you I am."
Duke Nukem
What are you waiting for? Christmas?
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum."
GTA:San Andreas
Carl Johnson: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"
Pedestrian: "Here, take the car, I just want the insurance money."
The Secret of Monkey Island
LeChuck: "It's days like this that make ye glad to be dead."
Bob: "Oh, yes sir... glad to be dead."
LeChuck: "Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT?"
Bob: "Oh yes sir. I feel so luck that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board... yes sir... lucky."
Pirate: "You make me want to puke."
Guybrush Threepwood: "You make me think somebody already did."
Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer!"
Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow!"
"It may be a touch unlady-like, but I'm gonna crush you I am."
Duke Nukem
What are you waiting for? Christmas?
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum."
GTA:San Andreas
Carl Johnson: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"
Pedestrian: "Here, take the car, I just want the insurance money."
The Secret of Monkey Island
LeChuck: "It's days like this that make ye glad to be dead."
Bob: "Oh, yes sir... glad to be dead."
LeChuck: "Ye are glad to be dead, RIGHT?"
Bob: "Oh yes sir. I feel so luck that you happened to capture my ship, then murder me and everyone on board... yes sir... lucky."
Pirate: "You make me want to puke."
Guybrush Threepwood: "You make me think somebody already did."
Guybrush: "You fight like a Dairy Farmer!"
Pirate: "How appropriate, you fight like a Cow!"
Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
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Of course, the full quote that contains the one in my signture:
"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
Ash - Army of Darkness
"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
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Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
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Quite possibly the best line in the entire game (Courtesy of a funnier than hell Blog Post by my fellow GamingNexus staffer Randy Kalista):
"Cousin -- It's your cousin!"
Roman - GTA IV
"Cousin -- It's your cousin!"
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Re: Best Video Game and Movie Quotes
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Oh my god, I forgot about the fighting that uses comebacks!
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.
My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Do you know how funny this stuff is when you're 9?
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!
So you got that job as janitor, after all.
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
Only once have I met such a coward!
He must have taught you everything you know.
My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
Do you know how funny this stuff is when you're 9?
9?! psh! I still laugh at it, lol.
I was watching g4tv and a commercial for code monkies came on and I had to run to the computer before I forgot what it was. let's see if I can state it correctly.
DUDE FROM CODE MONKIES: What I Didn't Do Anything Wrong?! All I Did Was Make An Incredible Violent Video Game, And That's Not Wrong, Dude this Is America!
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a christmas story-Ralphie-"I want an official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time"
Santa - "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"
Santa - "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"
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HO HO HO!!
