Post your favorite death from the show 1000 ways to die.
Here are a couple that I found funny.
A black couple always stole luggage from an airport. Then one day the black guy found a fancy bottle of rum in one of the suitcases. So he decided to drink it, but it wasn't rum, it was liquid cocaine! As soon as he drank it his organs started to shut down or something like that and he died.
A snobby gymnastics girl was practicing with her friend at the gymnastics gym, they got to the gym early before everything was set up. The maintenance guy that was setting everything up told them to come back later once he was done setting up, but the snobby girl said no, so he left and the 2 girls went on the trampoline to do flips. So then the snobby girl was showing her friend how to do the flips properly. And she was being a real b1tch about it too. So when the snobby girl was doing her flips she over shot the trampoline and landed on a pole with her ass. The pole went straight up her ass!!!!!! Killing her instantly. If she listened to the maintenance guy she would have lived another day. Also the maintenance guy was setting up the the part that she landed on. If she would have let him finish she wouldn't have died.
This kid was in a gaming tournament and never moved from the same spot. He ordered a lot of junk food and pissed in a bottle and he made a seat that he could poop in so he didn't have to get up. He was playing in the game tournament for 60hrs straight. Then he lost. So he decided to get up and when he got up he died instantly. He died because he got a massive blood clot in his legs. Due to all the junk food he ordered and not moving for 2.5 days. So get up every now and then or else you will DIE!
