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Set your cocks forward - it's Daylight Saving Time!!

News | March 9, 2014 9:25 am
By Meta


Last night the brutal Ukraine warfare stirred the aether and there has been an unfortunate change to our controlled society.

Somewhere around 2am this morning, the violence in the Russian side of the planet became so salient that Shub-niggurath, Yog-sothoth, Cthulhu, and my sister all awoke briefly -- the zeitgeist was immediately filled with terror and primal instincts.

All earth humans had to move their clocks 1 hour forward to compensate for the devastating waves of Eldritch energy surging through time and space.

On top of that, I have a big cash settlement and I need cash now!

(CALL J G WENTWORTH!! 877 CASH NOW!!)



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stupid time forward made them in japan not air one piece soi got to wait till next week
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one does not simply set ones COCK forwards . this is anothers duty =D
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i woke up at 2 pm today... i guess we didn't end up saving the day light in last nights intergalactic battle to save daylight
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i woke up at 2 pm today... i guess we didn't end up saving the day light in last nights intergalactic battle to save daylight



Saving the Daylight is just the smokescreen cover story -- the real purpose of creating enough negative energy in our world to stir the Ancient Ones has to do with a convoluted scheme involving Nyarlathotep and high fructose corn syrup.

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Quote by Meta:



Quote by BoyzRFlatt:


i woke up at 2 pm today... i guess we didn't end up saving the day light in last nights intergalactic battle to save daylight



Saving the Daylight is just the smokescreen cover story -- the real purpose of creating enough negative energy in our world to stir the Ancient Ones has to do with a convoluted scheme involving Nyarlathotep and high fructose corn syrup.

Meta!! You and your big mouth!! I told you not to tell everyone our plan!!! :growl:

When the Ancient Ones waken, I am going to feed you to them !!!

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