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Roastacular with Stupidface Meta!

Article | October 1, 2013 1:01 am
By AJ
Since the first roast went over pretty well, here's the second installment of XBA's Community Roast! If you couldn't tell from the title, it's time to make Meta cry. Don't hold back...


I'll start:

Meta, you're so lame you make Snapple look cool...
(Source: Real life, Hipster Meta, Everything he likes is lame)
Keywords: Meta loves little boyz way too much. Way... Too... Much...

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That insult is the mother of all insults
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/roast?
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Ok, that first one is hitting below the belt. I'll admit I might have cried a little.

BUT

that's pretty much it. The rest of you docile servant dogs couldn't muster the mental impetus required to properly form a coherent insult, let alone one with any humour value.
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Quote by Meta:




Ok, that first one is hitting below the belt. I'll admit I might have cried a little.

BUT

that's pretty much it. The rest of you docile servant dogs couldn't muster the mental impetus required to properly form a coherent insult, let alone one with any actual humour.



You're stupid
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Quote by Meta:




Ok, that first one is hitting below the belt. I'll admit I might have cried a little.

BUT

that's pretty much it. The rest of you docile servant dogs couldn't muster the mental impetus required to properly form a coherent insult, let alone one with any actual humour.



maybe, but i'm sure playing thomas the chu chu train enough times on your mom with give us something to work with.
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Quote by The Snapple Cap:



Quote by Meta:




Ok, that first one is hitting below the belt. I'll admit I might have cried a little.

BUT

that's pretty much it. The rest of you docile servant dogs couldn't muster the mental impetus required to properly form a coherent insult, let alone one with any actual humour.



maybe, but i'm sure playing thomas the chu chu train enough times on your mom with give us something to work with.



Damn it Snappy, we don't make jokes about anyone's mom but yours. That was just rude and uncalled for
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Meta likes Nickleback exclusively. He feels no other metal band can stand toe to toe with them. He says that they have mastered metal, and nothing else can compare.
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Meta played Superman 64... And he liked it.

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Quote by Meta:




Ok, that first one is hitting below the belt. I'll admit I might have cried a little.

BUT

that's pretty much it. The rest of you docile servant dogs couldn't muster the mental impetus required to properly form a coherent insult, let alone one with any humour value.



It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary into that sentence.

Seriously though Meta is an invaluable part of the site. He's got a face for radio and a voice for closed captions. Internet staff writer is the ideal job for him.

I tried reaching out to some of his closest friends for more insight into the man...Snapples mom had this to say "The stench of his unwiped ass and fish carcass smelling balls made the entire room smell like a shithouse door on a Norwegian crab boat. Now Deadliest Catch commercials make me cry"


Compelling stuff. Meta truly leaves a everlasting impression on everyone he meets.



Anyways congrats on the roast my friend. **** eight generations of your ancestors and to all a good night!
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This made me lol pretty bad.
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Man AJ sorry nobody decided to post anything in the roast you set up.

It was a good idea, but without something as easy as Snappy's mom the little rats just can't figure out how to gnaw at things.

We better go ahead and try to set up one of these monkeys for a community spotlight since they can't do a roast to save their lives.
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Looks like the 'roast' flopped.
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