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Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/19/11 12:55 pm | #4621
My dad is beating around the bush to getting our new phones, and it's pissing me off. I am sick of walking around with a phone that is only capable of texting, because calls are roaming, and having data on would be roaming. I want my new fucking phone, but my dad is a puss and is afraid of talking to my mom about it even though IT'S HIS MONEY.
I really want to make a few hour call to someone tonight just to rack up a bunch of roaming charges so he'll get the picture that we need new fucking phones.
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08/19/11 1:46 pm | #4622
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
You should call me sometime.
I'm prettier than shadow. And I've watched a lot of lesbian porn, so I know how things get done.
I don't think she needs some lesbian action. I think she needs to be man handled and I can do that for her.
Although, if you do need some lesbian action and you get with Melissa for that kind of loving, I can shoot some amazing videos and can also substitute as a stunt double for Melissa if and when things get too kinky. Just throwing it out there.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/19/11 4:20 pm | #4624
What grinds my gears - Xmen Origins Wolverine - Stupid dog tags.
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/20/11 1:03 pm | #4627
Not being able to watch soccer in HD because my dad won't get off his ass to get another HD DVR ordered, and he is too busy NOT WATCHING the truck race on in the background to let me have the living room TV.
My dad is just doing an awesome job of topping my shit list right now.
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08/20/11 2:05 pm | #4628
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Quote by Mudkip:
I'm so lost. This is a joke right?
Not sure what's not to get... He asked about a cure for colds, I told him to look up what they're saying is a cure for all viruses. Colds are caused by a virus... So I assume this answers his question... But I don't think they're even up to the human testing phase yet.
What's a joke?
Joke - something said or done to provoke laughter; a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist
Re: you know what grinds my gears? v>9K
08/20/11 2:35 pm | #4630
Working the Baltimore Comic-con was a huge waste of time.
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08/20/11 2:37 pm | #4631
Quote by kroberts11:
Not being able to watch soccer in HD because my dad won't get off his ass to get another HD DVR ordered, and he is too busy NOT WATCHING the truck race on in the background to let me have the living room TV.
My dad is just doing an awesome job of topping my shit list right now.
why does you're dad have to do/get everything for you? If you're tired of waiting on your dad getting you you're phone....go buy your own phone....Tired of him not ordering an HD DVR....give him the money to do it....If you're not giving him money, and living with him...I don't think you have any room to really get pissed off at him. Nothing wrong with watching Standard definition if you have to
Quote by Mudkip:
Quote by Melissa Evol:
Not sure what's not to get... He asked about a cure for colds, I told him to look up what they're saying is a cure for all viruses. Colds are caused by a virus... So I assume this answers his question... But I don't think they're even up to the human testing phase yet.
What's a joke?
Well seeing how everything I saw it said it is to cure all diseases. Seeing how diseases are carried by bacteria this means that all bacteria would be killed as well, in turn killing us because we have naturally occurring bacteria in our bodies specifically in our intestines. So it's quite impossible to have a cure all for all disease without killing us off.
Dude, seriously....don't you think the scientist that are working towards this cure would already have thought about that?
Quote by MIT Scientist Develops Vaccine To "Cure All Viral Diseases":
DRACO selectively induces apoptosis, or cell suicide, in cells containing any viral dsRNA, rapidly killing infected cells without harming uninfected cells. As a result, DRACO should be effective against virtually all viruses, rapidly terminating a viral infection while minimizing the impact on the patient.
Need someone to spell it out for you?
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08/20/11 2:43 pm | #4633
Quote by Mudkip:
TBH I didn't really read all that much of it, I just saw cure for all disease and stopped caring right there.
next time you go to bash something you may want to do more reading on the topic so this does not happen again.
I think if they end up doing this it would be really good, I can't wait to see where this goes.
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08/20/11 4:05 pm | #4635
Quote by TreeWrapper:
Working the Baltimore Comic-con was a huge waste of time.
Did anyone dress up like crackheads from The Wire or were they just real crackheads? 
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