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okay what did the baby tree say to the papa tree?

oh gee, im a tree

knock knock
whos there
interupting cow
iterupting co* teller intrupts here by saying moo*w

and last the one i made up

what does a knitting pirate say

yaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnn!
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why did the panda fall out of the tree?
the monkey pushed him

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
he was stapled to the panda

knock knock
who's there?
nobody
nobodywho?
...
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I almost want to delete this thread those jokes were so bad haha
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Quote by Hockeypuck55:


I almost want to delete this thread those jokes were so bad haha



Rofl that was funnier than the jokes XD
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nock nock
whose there
orange
orange who

nock nock
whose there
orange
orange who

nock nock
whose there
orange
orange who

nock nock
whose there
banana
banana who
banana aren't you glad I did not say Orange


O and a CLASSIC: why did the chicken cross the road?
to prove he was not chicken!!!!!
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Quote by Some random k1d:


okay what did the baby tree say to the papa tree?

oh gee, im a tree

knock knock
whos there
interupting cow
iterupting co* teller intrupts here by saying moo*w

and last the one i made up

what does a knitting pirate say

yaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnn!




Quote by ReverendMeta:


why did the panda fall out of the tree?
the monkey pushed him

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
he was stapled to the panda

knock knock
who's there?
nobody
nobodywho?
...




Quote by alzapa:


nock nock
whose there
orange
orange who

nock nock
whose there
orange
orange who

nock nock
whose there
orange
orange who

nock nock
whose there
banana
banana who
banana aren't you glad I did not say Orange


O and a CLASSIC: why did the chicken cross the road?
to prove he was not chicken!!!!!



O GOD SOMEONE KILL ME NOW!!!!!
(get better jokes)
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Wowwww those were some badddddd jokes
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hmmm pethetic
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Ok, to keep on the roll with the terrble jokes

Knock knock
Whos there?
Cow
Cow who?
Cow moo!

(man i miss the 2nd grade xD)
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Go 2 101funjokes.com for sum funny jokes but ok

what is the difference between 19 dead babies and a 1980 chevy
i don't have a chevy in my garage

and a twist on a classic

(ask this joke to a crippled person)
why did the chicken cross the road
Because he could
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Quote by Tha MasterCheif:


Go 2 101funjokes.com for sum funny jokes but ok

what is the difference between 19 dead babies and a 1980 chevy
i don't have a chevy in my garage

and a twist on a classic

(ask this joke to a crippled person)
why did the chicken cross the road
Because he could



wow those are not so nice! But the second one made me laugh a little. O and yes the 3rd grade was the best!!!

ok more jokes
nock nock
who's there
why
why who
why did you nock when I have a doorbell

what do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese!

I do not know if this counts as a joke but here it is
Person 1: Look under there
*person2 looks* and says underwear
person 1: haha you said underwear!

Person 1:how did the chicken cross the free way?
he took the F out of free and the F out of way
Person 2: there is no F in way.(think about it)
Person 1: haha you said it hahah!
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wow amazing......
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i laughed at the cripple joke xD

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I had a joke earlier but now I'll just say one that came off the top of my head.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
The
The Who?
Aren't they a great band?!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghost
Ghost who
BOO!
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