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Funny Chinese Proverbs
06/30/11 9:14 pm | #1
Okay..I would like a good laugh and to hear your best chinese proverbs so let's see what everyone's got!!!
Here's some to start it off....
-Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
-Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
-Man with one chopstick go hungry.
-It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
-Girl who do back spring on bedspring have offspring next spring.
-Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.
KEEP IT GOING...
Re: Funny Chinese Proverbs
06/30/11 9:16 pm | #2
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
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06/30/11 9:19 pm | #3
Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!
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06/30/11 9:22 pm | #4
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted
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06/30/11 9:34 pm | #5
Man who stands on toliet is high on pot.
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06/30/11 9:39 pm | #6
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Man who stands on toliet is high on pot.
Come on Shadow, there's only 4 posts on here and you can't just remove the word "seat" from one that I already posted and make it yours...I know once you wake up you'll drop one that hasn't already been used
Re: Funny Chinese Proverbs
06/30/11 9:45 pm | #8
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Edit: Didn't read the last one on Shelly's. Better?
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06/30/11 9:47 pm | #9
Quote by ShadowMachine X:
Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
LMAO!!
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06/30/11 9:48 pm | #10
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
My favorite: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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06/30/11 9:50 pm | #11
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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06/30/11 9:50 pm | #12
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
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06/30/11 9:55 pm | #13
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
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06/30/11 9:56 pm | #14
Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A flat miner.
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06/30/11 10:07 pm | #15
Kissing is shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise
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