I gave my students a quiz and stressed to them that they read the instructions. The first set of instructions say "Be sure to read through the entire quiz before starting it."
Of course they don't do this, if they did they would get to the last problem, a LONG word problem and realize that halfway through it says. I hope you read this before you did all the problems on the quiz. You do not need to do any of these problems, just sign your name under this problem and watch all the April Fools around you take the quiz.
The quiz was full of problems they have not learned how to do yet, so they struggled. out of 90 kids today, 8 did it right.
One of my students decided to get back at me by stealing my sunglasses while I was with another class in the computer lab. I got the resource officer to handcuff him in class and pull him out to talk to me. Got my sunglasses back and I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.