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Re: A fun game...
02/15/10 10:26 am | #241
1st BoyzRFlatt
2nd I'm too godly
3rd Katarn
Congratulations AJ, you made one that sucked! And I don't know why, but I'm not being notified about this thread by my email, which is weird because I've subscribed to it.
On with the questions:
What would you do if you were stuck on the Poko-koko-noko islands (where ever the hell that is) and how would you describe your expedition over there?
Day 1-
Day 5-
Day 22-
Day 64-
Day 152 (the last day)-
Or whatever...
Re: A fun game...
02/15/10 12:36 pm | #243
day 1 - i arrive on the poko-koko-noko islands
day 2 - chillinz
day 3-56 - chillinz, epic sunburn
day 57 - insanity starts
days 58-102 - i break out and go crazy, killing any and everything on the island, all the while screaming like hell due to the epic sunburn i got
day 103 - start doing random native american warcalls and ceremonial chants
day 104 - break out in an irish jig 
day 105 - SALSA TIME!!!
day 106 - macarena!
day 107 - ITS ELECTRIC! (thats right..the electric slide ;D lol)
day 108 - break out the bagpipes n GET DOWNN! GET DOWNN W/ MY BAD SELF!
day 109 - random 70s music, start a disco party
day 110 - get drunkz, forget everything ive done
day 112 - wake up from massive hangover
day 113 - try to figure out what happened to day 111
day 114 - still wondering about day 111, but walkin around dancing the entire time
day 115 - walk around singing PANTS ON DA GROUND
day 116 - get even moar drunkz
day 120 - wake up from the most epic/massive hangover EVERZZ
day 121-130 - try to figure out what happened to 117-119
day 131 - sleep
day 132 - sleep
day 133 - find food (yes, i waited to find food UNTIL NOW!!!)
day 134 - sit n think
day 135 - wonder where i am
day 136-151 - have no recollection..wth happened? idr
day 152 - the magical flying monkeys from the land of the chinkasashion moltapo mountain-plains come and breathe epic flaming ice down from the sky, spontaneously bringing up 200 babiez! they then smack each other in the tummy and become an aero plane and take me home.
kthxbai.
Re: A fun game...
02/15/10 2:13 pm | #244
Warning, this is quite vial
Day 1: i arrive and im very lonely
Day 2- 47: i jack off once or twice a day
Day 48- 94: I jack off 5-9 times a day
Day 95: i meet a woman who gives me a hand job but im shooting all liquid and she doesnt like that so she leaves me 
Day 96: She returns and brings me to the islands local masturbators anonymous
Day 97-132: Im slowly getting back on my feet, no longer needing to pleasure myself every few hours. im back down to once a day at the most
Day 133: i realize how disgusting i am and quite jerking off all together
Day 134-151: I treat myself to a spa and a masseuse
Day 152: I grow a tail like Guku from Dragon ball, learn the Kamehameha Wave, turn into a giant ape during that nights full moon and start KAMEHAMEHA-ING everything i see until the local police are forced to call in the squat teams, sedating me until i pass out, and then taking me to a zoo where i wake up naked and human again... BUT MY TAIL WAS CUT OFF 
Sorry, that was really disgusting :/
Re: A fun game...
02/15/10 2:33 pm | #246
Day- 1
My expedition team lands on the poko-noko- whatever islands, in search of an old temple, filled with treasure. I have no idea where it was, and my back was killing me from sleeping on the floor. AJ's being a real jackass cause he wants to go home and play Peggle on Xbox Live, and I'm starting to consider hanging myself from a tree or nailing shut his huge trap.
Day- 5
My team has the camp set up, but that was the day the giant hamster came and started a rampage of doom. Darth Rankine decides to sooth the savage beast with his Rick Astley singing, but that made the hamster throw its feces at us. That wasn't the worst part, it got all over my camp, and more importantly my Alice Cooper T-shirt.
Day- 22
After our team detoxified the camp of those horrible feces, we set out into the forest, and we end up empty handed. Then these amazon warriors come out of nowhere and made us make love to them, yet the bad thing was that they wanted to castrate us before dinner. OMFG that's horrible! But the jokes on them, because I just drank a Liter of Mountain Dew, making myself practically useless. HAR!
Day- 64
We are tired of the same lame ass supper we get everyday, so we ask AJ to get some eggs. AJ gets stuck in a tree. I leave him up there.
Day- 152 (the last day)
I am so fucking bored. We ran out of rations to stay any longer. Yet after countless hours of unsatisfying masturbation, we finally locate the temple. We ran to storm the treasure, yet it was all gone. After so many days of hard work, we found etched into the wall:
"STD was here."
FUCK!
By the way, here's the score board.
AJ 28
Taco 19
Darth Rankine 14
Detreth 13
Krueger 13
Setsuna 11
I'm too godly 12
BoyzRFlatt 12
Bubbles: 8
Katarn 8
Black Magic 6
Irish 5
Super Hyper X 2
Aidan 2
Crusty Hippy 1
Re: Re: A fun game...
02/15/10 3:02 pm | #247
Quote by Super Hyper X:
And I don't know why, but I'm not being notified about this thread by my email, which is weird because I've subscribed to it.
the subscribe button has never worked for me... i dont know why, maybe you should talk to Jackson about it
Re: A fun game...
02/16/10 1:01 am | #249
Yeah, this subscription thing is a little annoying, but let's not talk about it here.
Re: A fun game...
02/16/10 9:55 am | #250
You guys did A LOT of typing, so I'll give you all an extra point for hard work.
1st- The Waffle guy
2nd- Taco
3rd- Boyz
4th Setsuna
I'll be back later for the next one. Just wait...
Re: A fun game...
02/16/10 1:56 pm | #251
OK, scoreboard. Some people got over ten points. Let me know if you want a go at making your own question or picture... you know, whatever.
AJ 28
Taco 22
Darth Rankine 14
BoyzRFlatt 14
Detreth 13
Krueger 13
Setsuna 12
I'm too godly 12
Bubbles: 8
Katarn 8
Black Magic 6
Irish 5
The waffle guy 4
Super Hyper X 2
Aidan 2
Crusty Hippy 1
Your on Blind Date, your eating dinner in a heavily guarded restaurant so the producers don't let you leave. The person your dating is Faye Krueger! Mua ha ha!
What do you do?
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Re: A fun game...
02/16/10 3:17 pm | #254
id treat her to a nice date, learn that she is actually a very nice lady, and bring her back to my place for "coffee" after 
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