Quote by theevol1:
A man's driving down the road. He sees an indian hitchhiking on the side of the road. He pulls over and picks him up.
They drive down the road a few miles, and neither man says a word.
The indian looks down at the seat and sees a paper bag.
The indian asks the man, " What in bag?"
The guy replies, "OH, that's a bottle of wine I got for my wife!"
The indian says, "good trade."
They drive down the road a few miles, and neither man says a word.
The indian looks down at the seat and sees a paper bag.
The indian asks the man, " What in bag?"
The guy replies, "OH, that's a bottle of wine I got for my wife!"
The indian says, "good trade."
That's funny.
I've got one. I think this one is hilarious.
A man is sitting on a plane when another man sits down next to him with a dog.
The first man asks, "Is that a seeing-eye dog?"
The dog-keeper replies, "No he's a federal K9 and sniffs out and detects drugs and other disturbances."
The man says, "Wow, that's really cool".
The dog-keeper then sends the dog out down the isles of the plane. The dog stops beside a man for a moment, then returns. The dog places two paws on the side of the keeper's seat.
The keeper says, "That man is in possession of cocaine. I'll take note of his seat number and have him arrested when we land."
"That's really amazing!" the man replies.
Again the keeper sends out the dog. He pauses in front of a woman, then returns and places one paw on the side of the keeper's seat.
The keeper says, "That woman is is possession of Marijuana. I'll have her seat number also noted and she too will be arrested."
Once again the man says, "That's very neat."
Once more the keeper sends out the dog. He stands by a man's seat for a very brief moment, then runs back to the seat and starts pooping and urinating all over the seat.
The man who had come to be amazed and respect the dog was suddenly disgusted. He asks, "Why in the world is he doing that!?"
The keeper nervously replies, "He just found a bomb."
