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Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 3:35 pm | #3
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
good stuff lou i havent heard that one in a while
good stuff lou i havent heard that one in a while
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 5:14 pm | #4
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ROFL!
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 5:18 pm | #5
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lololololoololololololololololololoololololololollolololololololololol (master cheef lol)
omg thar r funy
omg thar r funy
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 5:31 pm | #7
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Floyd wakes up one morning and calls the Sherrif's dept. A lady answers the phone and Floyd says..
"Mam...My neighbor Virgil is hiding weed in his firewood out back behind his house...I'm not sure how he gets it in there but I know it is in there"
The lady from the Sherrif's dept softly and kindly says "Thank you very much for calling us sir, we will look into that right away"
The next morning 6 Sherrif cars pull up into Virgil's drive way. Officers get out of the cars and start making there way behind virgil's house. they start chopping up all the wood but couldn't find any weed anywhere. 6 hours later the officers pack up and leave while giving Virgil dirty looks the whole time.
An hour later virgil's phone rings. "Virgil!" Floyd says.
"did the sherrifs come chop up all your firewood for you?!"
"Yup" Virgil says..
Floyd replies...."Happy Birthday Buddy!"
"Mam...My neighbor Virgil is hiding weed in his firewood out back behind his house...I'm not sure how he gets it in there but I know it is in there"
The lady from the Sherrif's dept softly and kindly says "Thank you very much for calling us sir, we will look into that right away"
The next morning 6 Sherrif cars pull up into Virgil's drive way. Officers get out of the cars and start making there way behind virgil's house. they start chopping up all the wood but couldn't find any weed anywhere. 6 hours later the officers pack up and leave while giving Virgil dirty looks the whole time.
An hour later virgil's phone rings. "Virgil!" Floyd says.
"did the sherrifs come chop up all your firewood for you?!"
"Yup" Virgil says..
Floyd replies...."Happy Birthday Buddy!"
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 5:55 pm | #8
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It's not a joke, but its funny.
Youtube these videos:
Matchmaking Episode 13 - No Scope Was Involved
Arby 'n' the Chief episodes 1-12(theres a playlist)
Master Chief Sucks at Halo
Master Chief Sucks at Halo 2
Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3
the Matchmaking playlist is also quite funny
Youtube these videos:
Matchmaking Episode 13 - No Scope Was Involved
Arby 'n' the Chief episodes 1-12(theres a playlist)
Master Chief Sucks at Halo
Master Chief Sucks at Halo 2
Master Chief Sucks at Halo 3
the Matchmaking playlist is also quite funny
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 6:11 pm | #9
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lol...those are funny jokes
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 7:52 pm | #10
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hahahahah
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 8:55 pm | #12
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A man's driving down the road. He sees an indian hitchhiking on the side of the road. He pulls over and picks him up.
They drive down the road a few miles, and neither man says a word.
The indian looks down at the seat and sees a paper bag.
The indian asks the man, " What in bag?"
The guy replies, "OH, that's a bottle of wine I got for my wife!"
The indian says, "good trade."
They drive down the road a few miles, and neither man says a word.
The indian looks down at the seat and sees a paper bag.
The indian asks the man, " What in bag?"
The guy replies, "OH, that's a bottle of wine I got for my wife!"
The indian says, "good trade."
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06/24/08 9:14 pm | #13
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A church is having a revival one night and everyone is jumping around hollering and singing and feeling good and having a great great time.
The door to the entrance of the church flies open and the devil steps in.
EVERYONE begins to panic, EVERYONE is trying to get out at the same time. They are pushing people over, running people over, jumping out of the windows, EVERYONE is doing EVERYTHING they can to get out of the church alive.
One man stays in his seat in the front pew. The devil walks up to the man with a confused look on his face. Stands in front of the man and asks.
"Do you know who I am?!"
The man replies back "Yeah, your the devil."
The Devil looks at the man with an odd look upon his face and asks the man "Are you not scared of me?!"
The man looks up at the devil, looks him strait in the eye and says "Man...I been married to your sister for 55 years....Why in the hell should I be afraid of you?!"
The door to the entrance of the church flies open and the devil steps in.
EVERYONE begins to panic, EVERYONE is trying to get out at the same time. They are pushing people over, running people over, jumping out of the windows, EVERYONE is doing EVERYTHING they can to get out of the church alive.
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"Do you know who I am?!"
The man replies back "Yeah, your the devil."
The Devil looks at the man with an odd look upon his face and asks the man "Are you not scared of me?!"
The man looks up at the devil, looks him strait in the eye and says "Man...I been married to your sister for 55 years....Why in the hell should I be afraid of you?!"
Re: Real Funny Joke
06/24/08 11:44 pm | #14
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OWNED lol
