Evol Cartel's Taco Raine..
except youd have to think of raine as reign, as in time in control lol
no kidd, ive already BEEN "made" into something. virtual suicide bomber. oh its a fun job

and the pay is quite decent..
413 times ive died so far.. i>you...ive lived through things you couldnt IMAGINE! like po from KFP getting slapped behind the scenes by Master Shifu