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Help Me
06/03/09 3:38 am | #1
When I was younger I was bitten by a turtle and I want to know if it is safe to drink orange juice
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 8:00 am | #2
It depends on the turtle (and the oj actually). if the the turtle had white/yellowish stripes on its shell, i'm afraid you'll have to stick to 10% juice, homogenized, made-from-concentrate byproduct oj. this is a toxic creature and unfortunately the enzymes remain in the body for life and the acidic minerals found in oj will induce convulsions and or hysteria. if he had no stripes or dots or they were reddish in color, you should be good to go but I would take an iodine test just to be sure and refrain from drinking grapefuit juice as well until you get the results.
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 2:18 pm | #3
i dint no turtles were poisonous
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 3:49 pm | #4
what the fuck?
Re: Re: Help Me
06/03/09 6:08 pm | #5
Quote by Gregory Thomas:
what the fuck?
thats what i said
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 6:10 pm | #6
I'm speechless.
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 6:15 pm | #8
It must make sense to them...
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 7:24 pm | #9
I'm a turtle, and I'll talk to the one that bit you.
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 7:55 pm | #10
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 8:10 pm | #11
okay imagine your in a canoe rowing upstream,now how many pancakes can fit in a dog house?
Re: Re: Help Me
06/03/09 8:14 pm | #12
Quote by nobody there:
okay imagine your in a canoe rowing upstream,now how many pancakes can fit in a dog house?
Crap, I wanna say 45, but I was never good at math...
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 8:43 pm | #13
OVER 9000
Re: Help Me
06/03/09 9:00 pm | #14
wtf this theed is like a bad acid trip
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