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Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 6:28 pm | #1
Post your wishes on this thread, just so the next poster can grant your wish but sabotage it as creatively as you can. For example, a person wishing for a girlfriend but the next posters grants it stating that the girlfriend will be ugly as hell.
I'll start it off,
I wish I worked for Microsoft..
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 6:33 pm | #2
wish granted! but you work w/ customer service and are the only one who knows a lick of english and youre workin for less then minimum wage!
i wish i was a dog
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 7:34 pm | #3
wish granted....but your a female poodle who lives on the block who's people only owns rottweilers, st. bernards, great dane, and pit bulls.
and you are all in heat.
I wish I could make great money staying home and playing video games
i'm probably not too good at this game, lol
Re: Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 7:37 pm | #4
wish granted, but all the money u make has to be handed over to me
I wish i was the king of the world
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 8:58 pm | #5
Mmk, but your queen is Taco.
I wish Stacy Keibler was my girlfriend.
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01/12/09 8:59 pm | #6
wish granted, but as soon as u get her in her room you wake up and realize u were only dreaming
i wish they made pills that got rid of headaches instantly
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 9:00 pm | #7
Wish Granted! But you find out she is actually a man, and you end up being the girlfriend.
I wish I had a million dollars
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01/12/09 9:02 pm | #8
wish granted, but then u find out u owe 999,999 dollars in taxes
i wish i had a case of arizonas
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 9:10 pm | #9
wish granted! but then you find out every can of arizona gives you +10 rads per sec.
i wish i had unlimited wishes!
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 9:11 pm | #10
Granted. But all your wishes are for an unlimited supply of TKs dip.
I wish I could fly.
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 9:14 pm | #11
wish granted. But you end up flying into a wall.
i wish 360 had a marvel vs capcom game
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 9:17 pm | #12
Granted but the only Marvel character is Professor X
I wish the Reds didn't suck
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 9:25 pm | #13
granted but everybody on the team is found guilty of using steroids
I wish for a new headset!
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01/12/09 9:27 pm | #14
Granted. But when u open the box u find that it is made of Styrofoam.
i wish i had a new cellphone
Re: Corrupt-A-Wish
01/12/09 9:33 pm | #15
granted...
but... its a trac phone.
i wish i had a new 360 game to play
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