I'm sorry about last night. Top Dogs was preoccupied with college football, and I was deep in my REM cycles when the shit hit the fan. Most of the resulting splatter has been wiped up and Xbox America has been thoroughly disinfected.
To help ensure the fan never gets plugged in and the shit never becomes projectile again, Minioger is joining the moderation team. He's continuing his work as a Staff Writer but will also have the authority of a moderator from now on.
Sorry about the disgusting metaphors.