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i would have been an orphan lol
Eh I would rather be an orphan than be an Alabama graduate lol. Most people would. Seriously though if you ever have to drive through Tuscaloosa for more than 5 minutes, people will try to throw a University of Alabama diploma through your car window, and they're always written in crayon.
-How many Bama freshmen does it take to screw it a lightbulb?
-No one knows, lightbulb changing is a senior year course in Tuscaloosa.
-Why were the drivers ed and sex ed courses cancelled at Bama during the same semester?
-The mule died.
-Why is there no ice in the Gator-Aid at the Crimson Tide's football games anymore?
-The one student who knew the recipe graduated.
-What do you get when you put a full set of Bama cheerleaders in the same room?
-A full set of teeth.
-What do you call a pretty girl in Tuscaloosa?
- A visitor.
Seriously though love y'all Bama! The SEC is the best conference in all of college football. Oh i can't wait till next football season, only 6 months to go!!