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If Only Science Class Was Like This: Portal 2 Review

Game Review | May 14, 2011 3:29 pm


Personal Unrelated Note: You never expected the otaku to do a review for Portal 2 now did you lol. I've been meaning to do this review for quite some time now but I've been busy doing other things so I figure I might as well do it now while there's no one online to play Blazblue Contnuum Shift II with. Also please don't be surprised if I leave out some details about the game, I'm not hardcore into Portal like some might be as I am with my anime games but I still think its significantly fun enough for me to want to write a review on it

The concept behind Portal is pretty simple, you make can make two different colored portals and they let you go through each other to do crazy fun stuff. Portal 2 delivers a hilarious but also challenging single player and co-op mode. Though it seems like you have to play Portal I to fully understand the story, it doesn't mean you cant just go straight into Portal 2 and still have fun.

Beside the Portals you have many other alternatives or tools to solving a puzzle such as Thermal Discouragement Beam (lasers), Hard-Light Surfaces (a light bridge you can cross) , Repulsion Gel (a gel that lets you bounce like a trampoline) , Propulsion Gel (makes you go as fast as a race car), Conversion Gel (turns surfaces into surfaces that you can create a portal out of) and Excursion Funnel ( a blue stream of fun stuff that levitates you and leads you towards a certain direction).


"Who needs space walks for a birthday party when you can have a test chamber"


In Single player mode you play as a Female protagonist and you are forced to go through various test chambers under GLaDOS' supervision, along the way you meet Wheatley who plans an escape out of the endless test chambers. And from there the rest would be spoilers who hasn't played the game lol. Ill let those who are unfamiliar with the game though (the VERY FEW of you here on XBA) that the game doesn't just consist of test chamber's, at some point in the story mode you are in a more open environment and you have to use your surroundings to make it to your destination.

And besides all that the best part about the story is the dialogue and the voice acting of GLaDOS' and Wheatley, if there some was something else i was paying attention to aside from what ever obstacle they threw at me ... it was probably whatever it is Wheatley or GLaDOS' was saying (and later on in the game Cave Johnson) . And example of some of their golden moments (and to be as spoiler free as possible): Wheatley

My only complaint with the story is that it was too short, of course it would probably be longer to those having trouble with the test but to those who solved with ease probably didnt spend too much time in this mode.


"Wheatley: Its okay the only thing you have to worry about is dying ... which isn't so bad ... unless you really do die"


Co-op mode is probably one of the most fun you can ever have in Portal 2. You and your "Partner in Science" play as Atlas and P-Body and go through a bunch of test chambers under GLaDOS' supervision (again!) and you are given the task of making it to the vault to find her more human test subjects. There are 5 courses in total all of which introduce a new mechanic to help you solve your chambers. What makes Co-op so fun is that not only do you get to work together with your friend to solve these puzzles but screwing with your friend by replacing a Portal to make them fall to their death is always priceless.

Of course Portal 2 doesn't end here though, there's always DLC. From what the details state it will include "test chambers for players, leaderboards, challenge mode for single and multiplayer modes, and more. " So use your imagination and that's what we'll probably get. Also according to one of my friends he's already playing around with a level editor and making his own test chambers, not sure if he hacked it out of the game or what but it sounds pretty interesting.


"Okay here's the plan, you run in there and distract the death traps ... while I think of something"


As far as achievements go the game is basically a puzzle, following a guide will easily need you the 1000 (but wheres the fun in that right ?). The only achievement that could be a hassle is Professor Portal and Friends with Benefits but so long as your not a friend-less loser im sure you'll be able to find someone to aid you. If you need help in regards to any of the achievements please refer to any of the guides below:
LeadExample/Portal 2 Achievement Guide (Fizz & SideDish)
PS3T/ Portal 2 Trophy Guide & Roadmap (Setsuna)

Overall i give Portal 2 a 9/10, anyone who plays Portal will have fun doing it (unless they're straight up stupid, then its just like school to them), its easy to get into and have fun with your friends and listening to Wheatley and GLaDOS' witty remarks never get old. Valve has really outdone themselves and even the trailers can serve as selling point for any gamer (Portal 2 Trailer: Trust) the only pet peeve of mine is that i would have liked for it to be a little longer. Though everything is pretty straightforward once you completed it once, it doesn't mean you cant still have fun doing it a second time I just wish there was more you know.
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Rating: 9.0 of 10
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Do you what went really well with this game? The story itself. I really enjoyed the humor throughout the game. Not to mention some of the voice overs were fantastic.
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Great review. Love the title, but...



I bought this game a few days ago, but have not played it yet. It's first on my "to play" list.

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Quote by Melissa Evol:


O_o...

Hmmm...




Heard that. I hope someone else submits another review...

*hint hint nudge nudge* Melissa. ;)
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Great review. Love the title, but...



I bought this game a few days ago, but have not played it yet. It's first on my "to play" list.



Cause LeadExample already had one and x360a is full of douchebags who banned me for contributing >.>


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O_o...

Hmmm...

A super short review for a super short game? Bad Cary- the game isn't THAT short! You kinda got the story wrong... and didn't mention the best part of the game- the dialogue and voice acting...

I would only give it an 8.5 out of 10--- and after reading your review, I'd be curious to see why you gave it a 9 (you kind of didn't explain anything about the game or your opinion of it in the review!!! From reading your review, though, I'd assume you really DIDN'T like the game)



Ahaha im rusty what can i say xD

"Also please don't be surprised if I leave out some details about the game, I'm not hardcore into Portal like some might be as I am with my anime games but I still think its significantly fun enough for me to want to write a review on it "

Whats there to REALLY explain, its a game about solving puzzles. My opinion: Fun but needs to be longer.
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That's the opening I was gonna use when I did this. Oh well, nice review as usual. Did you coop?(completly e.g. all ach ) This game makes me sorta sad( >:) ) for psn users with no local friends.
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I don't dislike Setsuna, and I will try to not come off as an asshole, but I don't know if I will be able to achieve that. So vote me down or whatever, but this is my two cents.


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Ahaha im rusty what can i say xD

"Also please don't be surprised if I leave out some details about the game, I'm not hardcore into Portal like some might be as I am with my anime games but I still think its significantly fun enough for me to want to write a review on it "



If this is the case to the point where you start a review by saying this, then I don't think that you should be the person to review it. Especially a game that has so many die hard fans that you are sure to catch a lot of shit for leaving things out.

I know that anyone else can review it as well, and this is America and you are free to write a review about anything you would like to, but I am also free to my criticism of said review.


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Whats there to REALLY explain, its a game about solving puzzles. My opinion: Fun but needs to be longer.



This statement really reinforces why I think you should've passed on this game for a review.

You entirely blew through this review with no mention of what makes this game so beloved by serious Portal fans. The dialogue. The impact of the voice acting on the game makes this game absolutely NOT just a game about solving puzzles. It really makes this an experience. You mentioned GLaDOS in passing without giving anyone an idea of the actual impact she has on the game. Did you play it with the sound off?

Another thing that you left out was the entire second half of the game, which absolutely was my favorite part and game me goose bumps. If you don't want to mention something specific, then spoiler it, or at least say SOMETHING about
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the throwback Aperture testing facility from the 60's.

That part was so amazing to me and I can't see how it could be left out of a proper review of this game.

Also, just being nit picky, but You aren't testing for GLaDOS and then happen upon Wheatley.
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Whetley is trying to save you at the beginning and then you happen upon GLaDOS.



I hate to criticise reviews normally, but this is a game that is so much more than "a game about solving puzzles." Your review fails to mention anything that differentiates it from that, and I can't leave that alone.

I would give this game a 9 or 9.5, but from the way you wrote your review, I find it difficult to understand why you would give a game about solving puzzles that needs to be longer more than a 6 or a 7.

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I don't dislike Setsuna, and I will try to not come off as an asshole, but I don't know if I will be able to achieve that. So vote me down or whatever, but this is my two cents.



I thumbs you up x3


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I just think (and it's just MO) that even puzzle games should get full reviews, lol. You didn't touch any categories beyond gameplay. I still <3 you though.




<3 YOU TOO

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I see where everyone is coming from and honestly i dont like my own review myself (its like if someone were to review my Blazblue ... then they would definitely have to die if they dont satisfy me).

If anyone else wants to go in-depth and make their own review by all means go ahead (coughevolcough).

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I'm going to review Noel Vermillion... O_o



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I just got the game and I could write a better review than you lol :p

It was good but you did miss the charm of the game.
I'm not a portal or puzzle fan but the game is fun and I couldn't put it down.

You did do a good job though keep up the good work write up a yugioh review lol
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Quote by Adrian:


I just got the game and I could write a better review than you lol :p

It was good but you did miss the charm of the game.
I'm not a portal or puzzle fan but the game is fun and I couldn't put it down.

You did do a good job though keep up the good work write up a yugioh review lol




LOL if i did a review for Yugioh it would probably get one of the WORSE reviews ever, that game is just so bad a huge disappointment to Yugioh fans everywhere

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I took everyones comments to heart and decided to make a couple revisions of facts i know i left out, it still may not satisfy die hard Portal fans but it was better than leaving it be right ?
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