here's my long overdue Austrian Death Machine review for their first album Total Brutal. this was a STUNNING album. unlike anything ive ever heard. Hardcore Comedy. you cant get any cooler than that. Austrian Death Machine was created by As I Lay Dying singer, Tim Lambesis. AILD sucks sooooo hard though, cant stand them at all. thats why i never bought this '07 release until last year when i heard their single "Get to the Choppa" on XM. netherless, that name gives it away. this is a parody band for the great Arnold Schwarzeneggar. every song is a quote from a movie of his. and it works. the funny think about ADM is that their is only 2 members officially. Tim and AHHnold(which changes every album). the new AHHnold on Double Brutal is no where as awesome and brutal as this one. but tim plays all the instruments, except where noted from a guest guitarist. i dont like AILD but ADM is a different story completely. this sounds nothing like AILD. its comedic, heavy, and BRUTAL. im tired, so this is going to be a half-ass review. check them out on last.fm if you're a member. honestly, i suggest getting Total Brutal. its a 5/5 its soooo good. i listen to it constantly, and love EVERY song on there. the little skits that tim does with AHHnold is just funny. here's the list, taken straight from wiki because im too tired to type it in myself. just looking at this setlist will make you laugh. seriously, give them a chance. you will be happy.

1."Hello California" – 1:25
2."Get to the Choppa" – 2:47 (Quote from Predator)
3."Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers" – 2:23 (Quote from Last Action Hero)
4."All of the Songs Sound the Same" – 0:13
5."I Am a Cybernetic Organism, Living Tissue Over (Metal) Endoskeleton" – 3:34 (Quote from Terminator 2: Judgment Day)
6."Come with Me If You Want to Live" – 3:46 (Quote from Terminator 2: Judgment Day)
7."What It's Like to Be a Singer at Band Practice" – 1:18
8."Who Is Your Daddy, And What Does He Do?" – 3:11 (Quote from Kindergarten Cop)
9."You Have Just Been Erased" – 2:21 (Quote from Eraser)
10."Broo-Tall Song Idea" – 0:39
11."Here Is Subzero, Now Plain Zero" – 3:08 (Quote from The Running Man)
12."So Far, So Good, So Let's Talk About It" – 0:42
13."Screw You (Benny)" – 2:49 (Quote from Total Recall)
14."Why?" – 0:25
15."If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It" – 3:43 (Quote from Predator)
16."It's Not a Tumor" – 3:16 (Quote from Kindergarten Cop)
17."Not So Hidden Track" – 2:49