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If you marry an Alabama girl! (Joke)
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Three friends married women from different parts of the South.

The first man married a woman from Tennessee. He told her that she was
to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from Georgia . He gave his wife orders
that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Alabama . He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals
on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a
sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he
pees.
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Ask Durtie about women from Georgia. I think it has something to do with them missing teeth or him missing teeth! Just Ask!!!

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Will enough enough inbreeding produce no teeth on a human? :rofl:
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Quote by Crustyhippy:


Will enough enough inbreeding produce no teeth on a human? :rofl:



Durtie you wanna field this question?

:rofl:

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The old joke:

Q: How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

A: Because otherwise they'd call it a teethbrush.
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Quote by Melissa Evol:



Quote by bonedaddy83:


Ask Durtie about women from Georgia. I think it has something to do with them missing teeth or him missing teeth! Just Ask!!!



LOL When I lived there it was the men missing teeth... or you couldn't see them because they were all stained with dip. IDK which it was...



Don't hate on the dip... Gotta have a pinch to start the day.


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Here we go, fuck man. We all are missing teeth, us men are just nice enough to buy our ladies dentures. You see what you started mike.



Love you dusty.
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Quote by Mike93:



Quote by Melissa Evol:


LOL When I lived there it was the men missing teeth... or you couldn't see them because they were all stained with dip. IDK which it was...

Don't hate on the dip... Gotta have a pinch to start the day.

Quote by Durtie:


Here we go, fuck man. We all are missing teeth, us men are just nice enough to buy our ladies dentures. You see what you started mike.

Love you dusty.

Yeah! What Mike said.......:nerd:
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