Archived: How do you cope with a break up?
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How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 6:46 pm | #1
I'm sure we've all had our hearts broken at one point, so what did you do to cope?
Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 7:44 pm | #3
sex rampage.
Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 8:35 pm | #6
Day one: a bottle of Jameson
Day two: party with friends
Day three: sleep with an ex gf
Day four: find a new gf
Day two: party with friends
Day three: sleep with an ex gf
Day four: find a new gf
Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 8:45 pm | #7
I think Nick had the best answer yet, that would be my exact actions except Id change the drink of choice, but otherwise nothing would change.
Mikey
Mikey
Re: Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 8:58 pm | #10
Quote by Tom Auditore de Firenze:
I don't know. I wish I had some advice. The first girl that I started dating, I have been with ever since, so I have no experience.
But if I had to guess, I would probably burn her house down or try to run her over. Then I would sleep with her friends. Then I would show everyone my boobs on chatroulette. I would convert to Buddhism and then go live underground.
But if I had to guess, I would probably burn her house down or try to run her over. Then I would sleep with her friends. Then I would show everyone my boobs on chatroulette. I would convert to Buddhism and then go live underground.
Beat me to it....
Quote by Aaron:
Cut my wrists.
^lol
Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 9:01 pm | #11
Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 9:08 pm | #12
I used to run people down in grand theft auto
Re: Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 9:09 pm | #13
Quote by Nick:
Day one: a bottle of Jameson
Day two: party with friends
Day three: sleep with an ex gf
Day four: find a new gf
Day two: party with friends
Day three: sleep with an ex gf
Day four: find a new gf
Ding, ding, ding... WE HAVE A WINNER!
Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 9:49 pm | #14
Release our porn tape to friends lol....seriously I did that and I went to jail for it. I was only 17 at the time and the cops waited till I was 18 so I'd go to jail instead of DH.
Re: How do you cope with a break up?
05/01/10 11:11 pm | #15
u tell the ex to meet u at the top of a very high spot or a large flight of steps to "give her back some of her stuff" then KICK, right down those steps or PUSH, right off that high ledge...works like a charm, then u hide the body or dump it in the ocean. personally all my ex's i always ended up hooking back up with repeatedly after we broke up, or hookin up with someone they knew or a friend to piss them off. that works too, id go with the high ledge/steps though.