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Just when you Mario fans thought it was safe... People Eating Tasty Animals (or Pathetic Egotistical Tyrants for Animals or whatever you want to call them) unleashes yet ANOTHER dumb game making fun of Mario (like TWO Super Chick Sisters games ain't crazy enough!):

Tanooki Kills Mario: PETA's new 8-bit 'thriller'
By Ross Miller on November 14, 2011

Nintendo this past weekend took over Times Square in New York to honor the Mario legacy and the new Super Mario 3D Land. PETA decided to honor the game as well, in the infinitely more macabre Mario Kills Tanooki. The name is somewhat of a misnomer - never once do you see Mario explicitly kill anything - but regardless, you play a fur-less raccoon dog (PETA's description) chasing after the Italian plumber wearing what looks to be our protagonist's fur (and subsequently flying longer than he ever has in any other Mario game).

We're just going to shut our brain down for a second and jot down some impressions. The controls are simple - press space to jump and collect coins - although the responsiveness seems to be a bit inconsistent. The missions are procedurally-generated - just like Skyrim - in that sometimes you're trying to reach Mario by jumping over pipes, and other times you are required to jump over cliffs in an effort to catch up. It also runs on Adobe flash, which might cause some stuttering.

Not mentioned? All the koopas mercilessly left naked after Mario knocks them out of their shell. Score is judged not by how close you get to Mario but by how many coins you collect. Our high score is 18, before we had to walk away and take a breather. Game is via the source link, and be advised it's neither for the faint of heart nor for those allergic to bad game design.


Let's face it, in light of what happens when you catch the other guy the correct title for this crazy excuse for a game is Tanooki Kills Mario!
Graphics: 1/5
Gameplay: 0/5
Sound: 0/5
Entertainment: 1/5
Miscellaneous: -15
Total Score: -13/20


Hey People for Everything That's Annoying... Looking forward to being sued by Mario and Luigi themselves?

More dumb peta games (don't say I didn't warn you!): 1, 2, 3 :rolleyes: :p
This dumb peta game is a loose rip-off of a dumb peta game (!)

I'd much rather see the GOOD Mario games on Xbox arcade, thank you!
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Maybe next time :D
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Let's face it, Tanooki Kills Mario proves that Preposterous Eccentric Thugs for Animals cannot and should not do video games! :growl: :mad:




People Eating Tasty Animals: The big bad weasel of animal rights since 1980
Save a seal, club a peta dweeb!
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I hate peta.
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I bet Mike Vick is a fan!
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Bad news for animals and gamers alike: Circus Slam, which is the first iPhone game from Political & Environmental Terrorists for Animals, involves elephants destroying circus tents as a means of freeing elephants from circuses. No matter how you feel about elephants and circuses, peta hasn't learned a thing from Tanooki Kills Mario!

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Bad news for animals and gamers alike: Circus Slam, which is the first iPhone game from Political & Environmental Terrorists for Animals, involves elephants destroying circus tents as a means of freeing elephants from circuses. No matter how you feel about elephants and circuses, peta hasn't learned a thing from Tanooki Kills Mario!

People Eating Tasty Animals: The laughingstock of animal rights since 1980



2 things, 1 BOOOOOOOOO. 2, People Eating Tasty Animals YEAAAAAAH BABY!
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Just when you Mario fans thought it was safe... People Eating Tasty Animals (or Pathetic Egotistical Tyrants for Animals or whatever you want to call them)



I prefer to call them "Preaching Ethics, Terrorist Assholes."

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I love animals... they taste great, especially with bar-b-que sauce! :)
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2 things, 1 BOOOOOOOOO. 2, People Eating Tasty Animals YEAAAAAAH BABY!



A barbecue party is full of people eating tasty animals (note the lowercase letters) who can't stand People Eating Tasty Animals (as in your least favourite animal advocacy group!). Down with peta, up with ethical treatment of animals! :rolleyes: :p :rofl:

Reason #3489219 why every sane animal lover loves to hate peta: 1, 2, 3

Lame comeback from Psychopathic Evil Thugs for Animals

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In addition to Tanooki Kills Mario, the crazy awful nonsensical "games" from People for Everything That's Annoying (who should stop annoying the very animals whose plight they're calling attention to in the first place!) include a stupid lame Super Meat Boy ripoff called Super Tofu Boy (or should I say Stupid Tofu Boy?) and a grotesque yucchy bloody rendition of Cooking Mama that is an insult to both tofu (100% soy, 0% vegan) and turkey (the bird AND the food AND the country!).
:baffled: :mad: :rofl:

People Eating Tasty Animals: Poorly Educated Teen Activists since 1980
The best thing that's ever come from peta
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Bad news for animals and Pokemon fans alike: The animal-crazy peta dweebs who shouldn't have given us Tanooki Kills Mario (and cannot and should not do video games at all) have unleashed yet ANOTHER stupid "game" that is a hideous digusting 14th-rate ripoff of a beloved franchise. If you are wondering what them Psychopathic Evil Thugs for Animals were thinking (if they ever think, of course) when they gave the green light to this crazy piece-of-junk farce, their lame propaganda-riddled alibi is as follows (Don't ask!):

Much like animals in the real world, Pokemon are treated as unfeeling objects and used for such things as human entertainment and as subjects in experiments. The way that Pokemon are stuffed into poke-balls is similar to how circuses chain elephants inside railroad cars and let them out only to perform confusing and often painful tricks that were taught using sharp steel-tipped bullhooks and electric shock prods... If peta existed in Unova, our motto would be: Pokemon are not ours to use or abuse. They exist for their own reasons. We believe that this is the message that should be sent to children.

Correction: If peta dweebs existed in Unova, Pokemon would knock them senseless until they're black and blue (hence the name Pokemon Black & Blue)!

Is less than nothing sacred to People for Everything That's Annoying! :mad: :growl:
Once again, peta hasn't learned a thing from Tanooki Kills Mario! NEVER EVER EVER find yourself playing Pokemon Black & Blue, which is the first (and hopefully last) Pokemon game from Plonkers Endlessly Terrorizing All!
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Gameplay: 0/5
Sound: 0/5
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Total Score: -13/20


I'd much rather see the GOOD Pokemon games on Xbox arcade, thank you!
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Yet ANOTHER crazy piece-of-junk "game" has been unleashed by the evil empire of animal rights (note the unbiased assessment of Prostitutes & Evil Tyrants for Animals):

The inspiration for this crazy excuse for a game is a quote by People Eating Tasty Animals spin doctor Ingrid Newkirk (or Ingrid "Nazijerk", if you prefer, since she is the world's dumbest animal abuser thanks to the craziest and most absurd and least sane animal-killing shenanigan in this galaxy):
Even if animal tests produced a cure for AIDS, we'd be against it.
(Try telling that to one of the millions whose lives could be saved by finding a cure for AIDS, you stupid rotten psychopathic monster!)

In Cage Fight, you play as one of several MMA cowards (MMA is no better than dogfighting or cockfighing) behaving like Animal Liberation Front cowards (the Animal Liberation Front is pro-peta) and free caged animals from experimenters who conform to peta's rosy stereotypical not-nice image of animal experimenters (think mad scientists). No matter how you feel about testing on animals, peta STILL hasn't learned a thing from Tanooki Kills Mario (or Stupid Tofu Boy or any other such calamity)!

Earth to Psychopathic Evil Thugs for Animals: Just because cruelty to animals shouldn't be encouraged doesn't mean cruelty to humans is AOK!
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Sound: 0/5
Entertainment: 0/5
Miscellaneous: -15
Total Score: -13/20

Let's face it, the next animal-friendly game from Plonkers Endlessly Terrorizing All would be their first (sad but true)! Wake me when peta stops making stupid violent "games" full of biased propaganda!
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