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Hello and welcome, and as you are new here....
welcome to xboxamerica. i will be sending you an official Noob package shortly. it comes with the following:
new light up keyboard.
xboxamerica car decal
xboxamerica beer mug
an official Von Doom headshot and autograph
a bottle of Old Spice Aftershave
a back pack full of recalled ferbies from the late 90's
a vinyl record of the soundtrack to The Labyrinth starring David Bowie
a red power ranger action figure
an xboxamerica toothbrush
a plate of left-overs from my thanksgiving meal.
and a broken Heat Miser Christmas Tree ornament
enjoy
welcome to xboxamerica. i will be sending you an official Noob package shortly. it comes with the following:
new light up keyboard.
xboxamerica car decal
xboxamerica beer mug
an official Von Doom headshot and autograph
a bottle of Old Spice Aftershave
a back pack full of recalled ferbies from the late 90's
a vinyl record of the soundtrack to The Labyrinth starring David Bowie
a red power ranger action figure
an xboxamerica toothbrush
a plate of left-overs from my thanksgiving meal.
and a broken Heat Miser Christmas Tree ornament
enjoy
WTF!?!?! WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN INVITE PACKAGE??!?!?! Can't believe never got it. This is tragic!!
Anyway Welcome to site and if you ever get your welcome package I better get the toothbrush.
P.S. we aren't all that nice Top Dogs gets cranky if you don't give him extra big bowls of radioactive onion dip (it must be green and glowing. I think TKCHILLIN still has a bowl from last Christmas in his basement)
The toothbrush is all yours. I don't need it. I have pearly whites...
Lol.
