Ha ha, just found this and thought it was hilarious: Big Arseholes in Gaming
It describes six annoying characters in games. Those making the list:
The King of All Cosmos, Katamari Damacy
Nothings ever good enough for this bearded, carpet-headed bell-end. No matter how big your Katamari is hell complain about it being too small. Maybe you shouldnt have accidentally destroyed the entire cosmos then, you giant regal fuck.
Nami, Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
Of all the girls you can date in Harvest Moon, this gloomy bitch is the hardest to impress. Her taste in presents is unpredictable, shes rude, shes confrontational, she doesnt stick to any kind of routine so you never know where she is. She actually leaves town during the first year, only to return in year 2 more depressed than ever. If youre persistent and actually manage to marry her, your kid ends up a drawn-out recluse who sits indoors all day painting. Probably because his mothers a miserable cunt.
Tom Nook, Animal Crossing
After hours of tedious, mind-numbing slog, you finally pay off your mortage. Then, while you sleep, this opportunistic, drowsy-eyed shithouse makes your house even bigger and increases it by another couple of thousand Bells. This happens four times until he finally gives up, but not before using your hard-earned to turn his shitty little shop into a multi-level shopping mall. The miserly, scamming prick.
Hieronymus Lex, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
This sanctimonious twit spends his days stomping around the Imperial City waterfront glowering at passers-by and hassling the poor. He thinks hes so tough, with his shimmering gilded armour and his big, shiny sword, but hes not; hes a hateful, holier-than-thou twat. Teach him a lesson by sneaking into his room at night and burying an enchanted dagger in his fat, scowling face.
343 Guilty Spark, Halo
Halos staggeringly pointless Library level an endless cycle of dark, empty rooms full of irritating enemies was rendered ten times more exasperating by the inclusion of a plummy, sarcastic flying robot that whizzed around your head cracking unbearably bad jokes and generally being a tiny, hovering pain in the arse.
The 'L' block, Tetris
This pixelated, asymmetrical tosser trickles down the screen like he owns the place, doesnt bother trying to fit anywhere and loses you ten lines when you panic and place him horizontally over the clear space you'd been saving for a straight line block.
Lol, checkout the link for some pics to go along with it
It describes six annoying characters in games. Those making the list:
The King of All Cosmos, Katamari Damacy
Nothings ever good enough for this bearded, carpet-headed bell-end. No matter how big your Katamari is hell complain about it being too small. Maybe you shouldnt have accidentally destroyed the entire cosmos then, you giant regal fuck.
Nami, Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
Of all the girls you can date in Harvest Moon, this gloomy bitch is the hardest to impress. Her taste in presents is unpredictable, shes rude, shes confrontational, she doesnt stick to any kind of routine so you never know where she is. She actually leaves town during the first year, only to return in year 2 more depressed than ever. If youre persistent and actually manage to marry her, your kid ends up a drawn-out recluse who sits indoors all day painting. Probably because his mothers a miserable cunt.
Tom Nook, Animal Crossing
After hours of tedious, mind-numbing slog, you finally pay off your mortage. Then, while you sleep, this opportunistic, drowsy-eyed shithouse makes your house even bigger and increases it by another couple of thousand Bells. This happens four times until he finally gives up, but not before using your hard-earned to turn his shitty little shop into a multi-level shopping mall. The miserly, scamming prick.
Hieronymus Lex, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
This sanctimonious twit spends his days stomping around the Imperial City waterfront glowering at passers-by and hassling the poor. He thinks hes so tough, with his shimmering gilded armour and his big, shiny sword, but hes not; hes a hateful, holier-than-thou twat. Teach him a lesson by sneaking into his room at night and burying an enchanted dagger in his fat, scowling face.
343 Guilty Spark, Halo
Halos staggeringly pointless Library level an endless cycle of dark, empty rooms full of irritating enemies was rendered ten times more exasperating by the inclusion of a plummy, sarcastic flying robot that whizzed around your head cracking unbearably bad jokes and generally being a tiny, hovering pain in the arse.
The 'L' block, Tetris
This pixelated, asymmetrical tosser trickles down the screen like he owns the place, doesnt bother trying to fit anywhere and loses you ten lines when you panic and place him horizontally over the clear space you'd been saving for a straight line block.
Lol, checkout the link for some pics to go along with it
