I found these and thought some of them were pretty funny. I added my own comments in ():
When you offer a girl some bubbly, make sure you're not referring to Mountain Dew. (Of course not...Mountain Dew and 151 B!tch)
Your Xbox Live Gamerscore has no relation to your ability to score. (My girl thinks my Gamerscore is sexy...I wish...)
Try to refrain from shouting, "I pwned u! Noob!" Especially in bed.
Make no mention of 'Dragon Ball Z.' Ever. (It's just too much for a female brain to process. Saiyans, Dragon Balls, Power Levels. I'd rather just have her concentrate on my dragon balls)
Real girls don't come with rumble packs, but they do provide force feedback where appropriate. (Heh heh. I can attest to that)
Please don't tell her you want to see other people because you "Gotta catch 'em all." (Me: He he, I got number 252 GF: What? Me: Nuthin!)
Don't preface a romantic dinner with the phrase, "Wizard needs food, badly." (Yeah....I've never done that before...)
Don't tell her your XXL 'Halo' shirt is like Victoria's Secret for men. (If you don't think that, then you've obviously never seen me in my XXL Halo shirt)
No matter how many times you try, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A won't unlock her "bonus stage." (LMAO, I can never seem to stay awake long enough to reach my girl's bonus stage)
Don't tell her you're athletic if the closest you've gotten to pigskin is eating pork rinds while playing 'Madden.' (I'm Hella athletic, not only did I get 1000 Gamer points in Madden 06, but I got a ton in NBA 2K6 too!)
When you offer a girl some bubbly, make sure you're not referring to Mountain Dew. (Of course not...Mountain Dew and 151 B!tch)
Your Xbox Live Gamerscore has no relation to your ability to score. (My girl thinks my Gamerscore is sexy...I wish...)
Try to refrain from shouting, "I pwned u! Noob!" Especially in bed.
Make no mention of 'Dragon Ball Z.' Ever. (It's just too much for a female brain to process. Saiyans, Dragon Balls, Power Levels. I'd rather just have her concentrate on my dragon balls)
Real girls don't come with rumble packs, but they do provide force feedback where appropriate. (Heh heh. I can attest to that)
Please don't tell her you want to see other people because you "Gotta catch 'em all." (Me: He he, I got number 252 GF: What? Me: Nuthin!)
Don't preface a romantic dinner with the phrase, "Wizard needs food, badly." (Yeah....I've never done that before...)
Don't tell her your XXL 'Halo' shirt is like Victoria's Secret for men. (If you don't think that, then you've obviously never seen me in my XXL Halo shirt)
No matter how many times you try, Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A won't unlock her "bonus stage." (LMAO, I can never seem to stay awake long enough to reach my girl's bonus stage)
Don't tell her you're athletic if the closest you've gotten to pigskin is eating pork rinds while playing 'Madden.' (I'm Hella athletic, not only did I get 1000 Gamer points in Madden 06, but I got a ton in NBA 2K6 too!)
