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In Soviet Russia i was strong teacher, my english I know is best in all of Petropavlovsk. My brother, Mikhail, he say to me "Nikolai, you go to America, they make you rich like czar, take many woman as lover, kill many bear." My brother, he is very wise, is greatest toymaker in all of Russia. I get job interview, and they say "Nikolai, you are not for the job here, you are not skills we need, your English is poor like child." I take that man and smash his table! Now I game for fame and women.